Satisfaction Quarantined.

Hey! Been trying to meet you. Hey! There must be a devil between us, or whores in my head. Whores at the door, a whore in my bed...

Need to make more lists. It's a compulsion.

Tingling lube. Flat deck trucks. A seven year itch. Shades of blue. Life saving triple bypass surgery. Lazers. Cowboys and Indians. Twenty over cricket. Professional contracts. Petrol discount vouchers from supermarkets. Limping. Saved By The Bell. Neopolitan ice cream. Pencil shavings. Fresh cut grass. Parkinson's Disease. Train station platforms and racial divides. Bosom buddies. Anorexia. Transvestite-nymphomanic-pyromania. Scabs. Chicken salad and little green baby booties. Servitude. Scoring tries during which you beat more than four defenders. Songs written in quick succession. Family. Level crossing deaths. Hard boiled eggs and a charming lush. Roy Kinikinilau. Illegal Japanese Whaling fleets. Space travel. Infamous moustaches in modern history. Licking toads. Uluru. Dogtown and Save Mart. Nine reasons not to see the film "Titanic". Gordon Ramsay. The Sensible Sentencing Trust should go to hell. Xylophones. Quests for the holy grail. Failed attempts at Guinness World Records. Surfing dogs. Lady-like behaviour. Purveyors of fine exotic silk. A tie for every occasion. Security guards and cheese flavoured snacks. Foreign investment. Jaundice. Broken hymens and road rage. Sauce. Water mixed with milk. Library debt. Capped liability on property damage for tenants. Speech bubbles. Sarah. Blithe states of mind. Entrepreneurial Crayfish ventures. Lego. Girls wearing lacy underwear. Knife fights. Anthony Mundine and his undeniable ego. Killing sprees in the American Mid-West. The Whitlams. Shock therapy and totalitarian regimes. Hunter S. Thompson. Freedom to bear arms. Large overseas phone bills. Spoiled children and Suzuki Swifts. Personal love ads in newspapers. The first time you realised you were attracted to someone of the opposite sex. Total immersion Maori. Media-induced mass-hysteria. Jugglers. Haunted houses. Michael Laws: New Zealand's biggest douchebag? Deep-seated hatred for Rosemary McCloed. Dai Henwood's tomfoolery. Shivnarine Chanderpaul and Collins Injera. Laxatives. Shelves with model car collections on them. Jockeys. Propane, butane and chest pain. Killer Bees. Swarthy drunk men. Vegetable puree. Lebanese political insurgency. Draughts. Juniper berries. Mark Richardson's assault on the national Golf Media rankings. Learning to cope with disappointment. Eric Cartman. Secret underground Nazi sex-romps involving high profile motor racing personalities. Justifiable excuses to avoid Jury Duty. Alzheimer's. Dr Seuss. "Kill Your Own" by Hundred Reasons. Waiouru Army Medals. Michael Phelps versus Usain Bolt. Liver disease. Prostrate on a hammock in the dying heat of a summer evening. Lemons. Inappropriate use of the word "buns". Bland corporate marketing campaigns. Father's Day gifts. University Blues Colts, 2005. Strange noises heard during outdoor kite flying sessions. Severance pay.

What are you giving up for Lent?