This is a diary of life in between. This is obese and obscene, it seems this isn't music it's a pyramid scheme.
Laying all my possessions out on the floor. Sifting through the tangible, measurable sediment left after all this erosion. Rebuild. Re-mould. Recreate a world to build wide smiles around. There's a girl in the world who is lost and I am tangible proof that she can be found. When you're ready, wanderer.
StickyKeys. Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas. Juxtaposition. Our answer to Fitty's "Magic Stick". Therapy. Literacy and numeracy levels in low decile schools. Choose to abuse. Kleptomania. Hubris. Freddy Mercury's moustache. Leftism. Democratic Socialism and the keys to a better future. New girls. Jumpsuits. Beast Wars: A Culturally Poor Rich Man's Transformers. Extra appendages. Nerf guns. Friendly Reminders and Not so Friendly Last Resorts. Ginger facial hair. Mosh pits and screaming kids. Mirrorism. Carrots: A Tenuous Link to Healthy Eyesight. Mix Tape - my next kitten. Jacks of all trades who master them all. Another Rayism. Gangrenous toes. Awkward public displays of domestic dysfunction. Remixing song lyrics. Anti-venom. Buckets of sand to rebuild a body. Drum rolls and cake holes. Supposed politically-charged music videos immediately followed by the linguistic holocaust "lol". Hilarious MySpace messages that will seem even funnier when they are deleted. Cheap shots to the back of the head. Prim and proper. The Doppler Effect. Murray Hewitt and his "Friendship Graph". Symbolism in film and its link to an increase in overall pretentiousness in high society. Seven-time Grammy Award Winner, Multiple MTV Video Music Awards Winner, including: Best Looking Artist 2007, Most Original Rip Off Of A Limp Bizkit Song 2006, Most Efficient Dismantling Of An Up And Coming Band 2008, Most Shameless Self-Promoter 2006-2009, Lamest Song Title Ever for "Daisy Dog And The Popup Book" 2009 (Category later cancelled due to general consensus that a lamer name will never be penned), Special Award for "Flogging The Dead Corpse" 2009, and Best Storyline In An Album Booklet 2007 for Slipping Tongue's "My Kingdom Falls" (Special mention made of chapter "End of The Begining"), Eight-time Oscar Nominee, Three-time Oscar Winner, Four-time Man-Booker Prize Winner, Two-time Triple-Michelin Star Restaurant chef, Political Analyst/Social Commentator, New Zealand Tattoo Artist Of The Year consecutively from 1978 to 2009, World's Greatest Lover, all-round good bloke: Ray Old. Speech bubbles and tax troubles. Stonehenge. Bumper crowds and bandwagon-jumpers. The Lelia Masaga Shuffle. Mumps. Collins Injera and Innocent Simyu: Hong Kong Sevens Semi-finalists. Checkin' my SBemail. Living Lavida Locomotives. Creationism in public schools. Variations on the pronouncement of the word "Cacophony" such as "Cack-a-phony". Dave Grohl. Saturn's Moon, Titan. Hum-bugs and hand-woven rugs. Brillo-pads. Voluptuousness.
How many Weet-Bix can you do?
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