The Beginning of The End.

And so begins the epic tale. From the firing synapses to the shaking fingers, through the smudged keys to the blurred screen, through your retinas to the hollow cavity you wish to fill with words worth more than the monetary twinkle in the eye of greedy publishers. And don't expect it to be succinct. Brevity is overrated.

I am here for nothing more than to write my thoughts. Perhaps you will discover you enjoy the amble through my tumbling torrent of bullshit. Perhaps not. But I will entertain. In fact, I could be this year's literary find. Oh, I'm that good; that insightful; that melodramatically ridiculous, that you may find yourself seduced by the way my sentences sit together. I could be your fount of knowledge. Or I could be the stupidest thing you lay eyes on.

Luckily for me, I couldn't care less.

Click your heels three times, let the struggle begin.